Bigfoot Speaks? Shocking Rare Audio Recording from Ontario.
Here’s a video which features a mysterious audio recording of an alleged bigfoot. It was recorded by the group ‘Sasquatch Ontario’ on May 3, 2013. They claim, “Audio of this caliber is extremely difficult to obtain. It’s taken 7 months of persistence and a non evasive approach to build up trust to a level that this family of Sasquatch feel is comfortable enough to let us hear their voices.”
Also from the video author: “When you hear the voice of the sasquatch people, there’s no mistaking it. It has a life altering and deeply profound effect.”
Throughout the video (it clocks in at over 10 minutes, so it’s fairly long), you’ll hear several vocalizations and other noises which are said to be genuine bigfoot activity. What do you think… clever hoax? The real deal? Either way, things are heating up in the cryptid world. Let us know your feedback in the comments!
May 13, 2014 @ 5:37 pm
So where to begin on this one.. well then, for starters, the poorly finger-doodled ‘handprint’ was a right hand on the front left side of the automobile facing backwards, so unless bigfoot was giving the car a sitting-down hug, he would have no reason to leave a right handprint on the conveniently dust covered car. had it been a left hand it would be far more plausible as it wouldn’t be unreasonable to assume that bigfoot used the car as cover and braced himself while crouching. The alleged handprint bears too few contact points to be legitimate, a human hand as well as a primate hand has a definitive pattern, and ‘fingernail marks’? They would have looked more like streaks than well-defined and rounded marks. The audio itself? Humorous at best, especially the giant sasquelch emitted shortly after the babble. The whole legend of bigfoot itself brings many questions to the table, such as; if this is truly the last of it’s kind, why hasn’t it died after 60+ years, and if it isn’t, why aren’t there sightings of multiple bigfeet in one area? Then to identify the creature we merely have to go back to sixth grade biology: it clearly belongs in the class Animalia and has neither scales nor feathers nor slippery skin, so it is quite safe to conclude that it belongs in the class Mammalia. Going down the chart we can conclude it belongs in the order Primate based on its recorded habits of walking around on two feet. If it is in fact a primate then this brings into question why it travels alone, as primates as well as humans are not solitary creatures.
Not necessarily trying to debunk a long-standing urban legend, just putting out some ideas. the tape however, was most definitely a hoax and a poor one at that.
-Isaac